I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl’s leaning on it drinking a martini. With an olive.’ ‘I’ll have the bologna sandwich-dirty.’ Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who’s that for? ‘I like my bologna like a martini. ![]() They say that a martini is like a woman’s breast. If it wasn’t for the olives in his martinis he’d starve to death. Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. ![]() I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Happiness is… finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.Īll my life I’ve been terrible at remembering people’s names. Where else can you get an earful, a bellyful and a snootful at the same time? The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency. He knows just how I like my martini-full of alcohol. When I have one martini, I feel bigger, wiser, taller-when I have a second, I feel superlative-when I have more, there’s no holding me. ![]() Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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